So Don, how’s it going? I see you’re still jogging.
well, if you must know, Sim god, things are not going so well. I went home, like you said, only to find out that I had more kids than when I left!
Do tell?
Well, there’s Katelyn… my hot alien babe. She gave me a son, Arthur.
Not a bad name.
No, it’s not. Better than Nestor, anyway.
Yes.
And Eliza gave birth to another son… Lamar.
Okay.
And Catarina…
Catarina? I didn’t even know she was pregnant!
Neither did I! She literally gave birth right after I got home.
So the twins had their birthday and you got a new child?
Yeah. Another little boy. We named him Jase.
Thing is, the house is really crowded now, and then the unthinkable happened.
Unthinkable?
I got abducted again. And came back all glowing around the middle. I looked it up on the internet… and that meant, I was going to have a baby.
Oh my!
Yeah… so anyway… I have decided that we need that bigger house you talked about. So I’ve planted all the plants, harvested them, and wrote a bunch of books. I’ve got just enough for the house.
And child support?
Damn. No. But we NEED the bigger house.
You’ll have to live lean and write a LOT more books if I do this, Don.
I know. But please do it. We can’t live like this.
Okay… I give you Don’s new house.
It needs a name. I suck at naming them. but if anyone wants to suggest one, I will upload it later.
I see that little Jase likes the new house?
Yeah he does. Thank you, btw. There’s so much more room now.
You’re welcome, Don. Although, I don’t pity you the poverty you’re going to be in for a while.
Look, Lady. I will do what I have to do. I have this little bun in the oven to take care of…
And your other kids.
Them, too. So I will do anything, like I said, write, sell plants, sell my body… whatever… just to make this work. Oh… and another thing…
Yeah?
The offspring… well, the ones who don’t live with me, anyway.
Don! They’re adorable!
Why wouldn’t they be? They’re mine!
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Holy moly that is a LOT of spawn and yes, they’re all adorable. The new digs are pretty special, too! They’re definitely moving up in the world. Congrats!
I had fun making the house. It’s only downfall is that it sucked so much of their money right away. Between bills and CS, they will be “land rich and money poor” for a while. It will change ones his kids start aging out, but that won’t be for a while.