Ladies Man

Hello again, Don.

Hello, sim god.  I know you want to ask a lot of silly questions, but can’t you see I’m busy?

Doing what, exactly?

Making Katrina’s toes curl… 

Oh my!  I guess she got over being mad at you for moving out?

You could say that.  

You sound pleased with yourself, Don.

Well, duh…  did I mention that the Calientes are all hot babes?

Take Dina here for example… 

Dina, too?!?!?!?

Yeah… she’s a sweet one.  She came over a couple of times after work.  we had dinner, watched some tv.   Did stuff.  

Did stuff?

Fun stuff.  *grin*

So now you’ve had your way with all three of the Calientes.

You make it sound like it was all me.  They were all willing partners.  And hey, it wouldn’t have happened if I’d stayed there because – hello?  No privacy! 

LOL!  Very true.  I hope you were using protection, though.

Protection?  I thought you wanted to me have offspring?

I do, but… oh, well, never mind.

Sometimes, this is freaking annoying, you  know?

Just sometimes?

Weeelllll…

Yes, Don?

 

I met one I like.  Her name is Katelyn.  Well, her Earth name is Katelyn.  I can’t actually pronounce her true name.  

I see.  And does she like you?

What do you think?

Well, that didn’t take long!

A couple of dates.  I met her one night at the bar with Nina.  

And Nina didn’t mind?

*shrugs*  She was in the bathroom, touching up her make up for like an hour. Doubt she noticed me talking to anyone, let alone Katelyn.  

I see hitting it off with Katelyn didn’t stop her people from taking you again.

No, it didn’t.  I was hoping. But no.  

Atleast you didn’t wind up pregnant.  You didn’t, did you?

Not yet.  

And who’s this lovely lady?  She’s not your usual red-head.

My usual red-head?

You have a type, Don.  Katrina, Nina, Catarina… I even saw you flirting with Eliza Pancakes the other day.

Your point?

You have a type. Now… who is she?

Tierra McMillan.  I met her at the warf the other day. She’s a house wife, mother, and unhappy with her life.  We had dinner and sat up talking for the longest time.  Her husband’s a work-aholic.  No time for her.  Tierra likes that I listen to her woes.  

Is this listening?

Yeah… 

While sitting on the bed.  With a married woman.

Married women still have needs.   

*sigh*

Don’t judge me, I like her.  A lot.  

Do tell?

Well… I did consider telling her that if she’s so unhappy in her marriage, she could leave them and run away with me.   

Just consider?  Why didn’t you?

That’s complicated.  It seems that Katrina is pregnant.  And so is Nina.  And Dina.   Katrina kind of sprung the news on me at the gym the other day.  A couple of days later, the girls both called to say they’re pretty sure their babies are mine.  Their mom doesn’t know… 

Oy vey… Don…

So if I didn’t think running off with the married woman was a good idea, sue me.  

It might have been easier than sticking around to see how bad it gets when all three of the Caliente babies come out looking like you.

That can happen????  

Oh yeah, Don.  It can happen.

Oh, no…